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Naturopath DIANE KAZER

Naturopath DIANE KAZER

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Since I created this blog post and video series years ago, I’ve received many questions and a FLOOD of successful outcomes within my practice from clients who have implemented both Coffee Enemas and Hydro-colontherapy for top notch, Superhuman cleansing strategies in their routine wellness protocol.  You can VIEW THAT ARTICLE HERE.  Ok now, onto talking some more $hit.

This is the Kit & Coffee I Use!!!


It’s 6:30am, the year 2020. Imagine driving up to Starbucks in the morning and ordering an Organic Coffee to go.  Not to drink, but to pour into your bucket for a refreshing, cleansing coffee enema.  Something that today sounds ABSURD, to which many reply with ‘You do what?’  Our society perceives pooping and farting as something soooo embarrassing and disgusting, when really it’s part of our God given operations manual, in short, it’s our Garbage Disposal.  Yet, about 90% of Americans and Europeans are having some form of difficulty related to the colon…Gas, bloating, pain in the abdomen, are quite common now, with constipation being quite high as 20% of us suffer from it.

So, here’s the skinny…or maybe more like the fatty: We SHOULD BE pooping at 1-2 times per day or ideally after every meal, but today, the average person goes every OTHER day.  Here’s how my pun applies…When our bodies are unable to rid of toxins at the same rate we’re absorbing them, our liver gets bogged down, and once it’s so full and can’t house nor filter out any more, they spill out into surrounding visceral fat to house the toxins.  We even make more fat if there’s not enough occupancy to house them…that’s where they’re stored, in fat, of which 90% of your nervous system is comprised of…Could this be the potential source of the pain you’ve been suffering from for years?  Ok, it helps to think of the liver like a sponge.  When we’re born it’s a brand new sponge…as we age, it’s job burdens increase, (HEY, kinda like your job) and over time, it’s working overtime and is exhausted. Imagine the sponge on your sink the day you observe it’s time to trash it and bust out a new one, since it’s so dirty, dark and smelly, it can no longer soak up the junk on your counter.  Yep, that’s your liver. We are exposed to over 80,000 chemicals on a day to day basis, only 250 of which have been tested for safety, so at this point it may seem like an obvious answer to a seeming rhetorical question:

Am I a good candidate for Coffee Enemas?

I’ll paint you a scenario of our most common client…you’ve tried many things for your health, to lose weight, to cleanse, detoxify, get rid of your Candida causing yeast infections with pharmaceuticals or other remedies, make you look younger with expensive creams…Hell you’ve even tried surgery.  But have you tried this?  If your answer is NO, what have you got to lose?  These methods are as old as the scriptures of the bible, painted on the walls of Egyptians pyramids and until the 1950’s, were sold at local hospitals and drug stores…until the convenience of…Did you guess it?  LAXATIVES  Do I need to go into why these wreak havoc on your immune system? I’d bet since you’re reading this, you’re of the advanced group who knows better and knows ME better.  Let’s get to the ROOT of the problem and stop ‘fixing’ bullet wounds with band-aids.

Here are 10 Reasons on Why You Should Try A Coffee Enema:
  • Reduces levels of toxicity by up to 600%.
  • Cleans and heals the colon, improving peristalis.
  • Increases energy levels, improves mental clarity and mood.
  • Helps with depression, anxiety, bad moods, sluggishness, PMS Cramps.
  • Helps eliminate parasites and candida.
  • Improves digestion, bile flow, eases bloating.
  • Detoxifies the liver and helps repair the liver.
  • Can help heal chronic health conditions (along with following a diet for your Metabolic Type).
  • Helps ease “die-off” or detox reactions during periods of fasting, juicing or healing.
  • Used regularly in the Gerson Institute treatment protocol for healing cancer patients naturally

And also, after you get the hang of it, they only take 15 minutes.  Since, blood circulates through the liver every 3 minutes, we’re encouraged to hold each enema for at least 12 minutes in order to support a full cycle of dialysis. This process allows & encourages the excretion of dead cancer cells and other toxic products from blood across the colonic wall.  After I assemble my kit in my bathroom, lay out my yoga mat, covered with a towel I don’t care to spill on (rarely happens, but esp if it’s your first time), put a couple pillows down, and insert it into ‘me bum’, I lay back, and chill out … 5 minutes on my back, switch over to my right to stimulate my ascending colon, then the last 5 minutes on my left (descending colon).  I use my iphone as a timer to tell me when to switch all the while reading on my ipad and responding to texts and emails from YOU!  🙂  It may sound crazy, but this process will soon become as simple and user friendly as chilling out on the couch!  30 minutes for your first time, then 20 minutes by your 3rd or 5th time when you’re a pro.  DONE!

My own evolution toward & testimonial of Coffee Enemas:

I did my first Colon Hydrotherapy session a little over a year ago, at the time I’m writing this; it was Fall of 2011.  I was a bit nervous, but I’m always open to trying new things, especially if they benefit my health, and I can learn for my clients… so in I went with my Groupon and a smiling, clueless face.  45 minutes later and many pushes, I was done and out the door.  I tipped the helpful hydrotherapist, $15 as a regular session is around $75.   I felt GREAT!  My tummy was flatter, symptoms above pertained to the T, and for a few days I had energy….until my toxic load had increased again with my exposure to chemicals.  Mind you, I eat probably cleaner than 95% of people I know, including using natural personal care products, exercising daily, getting out in nature, minimizing stress, drinking highly filtered water (I love my Berkey).

My point: No matter how healthy we eat, supplement and live, our toxic burden is too great for our fragile bodies to keep up. Our DNA hasn’t adapted as fast as these 85,000 chemicals, of which less than 250 have been tested for safety, have evolved in the last 50 years. My background as a financial advisor chimed in…HOW CAN I DO THIS AS CHEAP AND EFFECTIVE AS POSSIBLE?  And help our patients do the same. A year later, I perform these about every other day on myself, and haven’t looked back.  My home kit was the same investment as the cost of my first colon-hydrotherapy appt, so assuming I’ve done 26 enemas over the last year:

I’ve saved $2,600, by doing coffee enemas at home vs Colon Hydrotherapy appts with specialists

Doing these at home are DEFINITELY NOT a substitute for colon hydro therapy sessions BUT they are much cheaper, time saving and practical for those on a budget or who enjoy the maintenance between colonic sessions. SIDE NOTE:  I see my hydrocolon therapist for routine deeper cleansing (IMPORTANT: you want a ‘closed’ system) every 2-3 months, as that 45 min is like a deeper ‘spring cleaning’ with the equivalent of about 15 enemas in terms of water and deeper drudging.  This gives you more money to spend on healthy liver & colon treatments and yummy, organic foods I teach you how to eat my Online program, The Warrior Cleanse!

Now, I know many of you ALSO like to hear the vanity effects of our outward appearance via health endeavors. You’ll be happy to hear that enemas:
1)  Make your stomach flatter
2)  Clear skin rashes (Goodbye acne, psoriasis, eczema)
3)  Help you grow more, stronger, thicker hair
4)  Strengthen your nails
At this point, the only thing that should be stopping you from buying your own kit to give it a go is this lingering question. HOW do I perform one of these and WHAT do I do during?  Guys, my first tip…imagine the hot Blink 182 model above is administering the enema for you.  Hey, use your imagination, this is YOUR body, YOUR health, YOUR life. 🙂  Ladies, I know you’re mature enough to handle it that you don’t need a visual.  Ha!  Lucky for you, I’ve included links to all of the common FAQ’s, How to Videos and as a BONUS I’ve included the Top 10 Hits you should include on your new Playlist, rightfully named:

RELEASE  – Enema Playlist!
1.  Queen and David Bowie, “Under Pressure”
2.  Men at Work, “Down Under”
3.  Bel Biv Devoe, “Poison”
4.  Salt and Pepa, “PUSH IT”
5.  N Sync, “Bye, Bye, Bye”
6.  Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, “Good Vibrations”
7.  Britney Spears, “Toxic”
8.  Justin Timberlake featuring Timbaland, “SexyBack”
9.  Fall Out Boy, “Sugar, We’re Going Down”
10. Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell, “Drop It Like It’s Hot”

And now that you have your playlist, here’s how to assemble your kit so you can let that $hit GO!


IMPORTANT….coffee is one of the most heavily pesticide and herbicide sprayed crops so it is VITAL to use an organic coffee! I only recommend this Pure Life organic coffee for coffee enemas + Kit used in Gerson Therapy Programs. Only use organic olive oil or Coconut Oil as a lubricant for the insertion tube because OTC ‘lubes’ are laden with the exact chemicals we’re trying to detoxify. I did a TON of research to narrow the best one down, that is free from harmful materials such as plastics among others that can do more harm than good. There are some cheap ones out there, but they’re just that…cheap. They’re harder to clean, messier to fill and more likely to leach harmful chemicals into your colon. With this kit, you’ll have the best BOWEL BOOTCAMPS ever that soon you’ll be throwing your own Poop Parties.  Okay, maybe not that, but please DO share this blog. It could help save someone’s life, as this woman does daily with her Gerson Therapy program.

This is the Kit & Coffee I Use!!!

 These company is the only one I trust since they use non toxic ingredients and materials for their kits. 


Before starting any new diet and exercise program please check with your doctor and clear any exercise and/or diet changes with them before beginning. I am not a doctor or registered dietitian. I do not claim to cure any cause, condition or disease. I do not provide medical aid or nutrition for the purpose of health or disease nor claim to be a doctor or dietitian.

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